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"You were my cup of tea,
I drink coffee now."
-(via ispysj)


one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

"You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it."
-Ella Eyre (via kaloriesblog)
"I’m drunk and all I want is for you to say you miss me too"
-(via teenagurs)